10 minutes till Slob Attack!

Wait a minute, wait a minute, EIGHT MINUTES TILL SLOB ATTACK!!!

*HELP! PALOOCHA!!*

*Paloocha runs comez walkz, etc forward*
Paloocha: Yes Sir.
Madam XTRA: Help! I need your help!
Paloocha: Yes Madam. Most delightedly! What does you be needing?
Madam XTRA: Sir paloochA!! The SLOBZ ARE ATTACKING! In 7 minutes actually! WE NEED YOUR HELPZ! TAKE ARMY! RUN! QuiCK!
Paloocha: Whoa girl, calm down! Yes YEs at your service
*runz ooff*

Madam XTRA: Titly Bachi!! BUTTERFLIES HELP!!
Titly (in a very patli awaaz): Yes, sir.
Madam XTRA: HELP! The Slobz are gonnna attack in 6 minutes! GO WITH YOUR HUSBAND.! AttacK! Finish them all! now HURRY@@
Titly: Sure Madam! *curtsies*

Madam XTRA: MOOJYBOO!!! HELLP!! COME HURRY FASTTHIS SECOND!!
Moojyboo: Yes sir. WHat d'ya need help in? I be happy to help!
Madam XTRA: MooJY, 5 MINUTES TILL SLOBZ ATTACK! QUICK! emergency!!! WE NEED PROTECTION! Go with your sonz to the battlefield and slay them all down!
Moojyboo: Yes Madam. Off i go!

Madam XTRA: HELP Pagal! HELP! PAGAAAAAAAAAL!!
Pagal: Yes sir.
Madam XTRA: 4 minutes tiill Slobz attack!! Quick, unbury your brainz and runn!! HELP THE TOWN! WAAAAAAAAAH!
Pagal: Yes, Madam, At your service.

*interuption* *Titly's Husband comes in"
Titly's Husband: Please Lady, Our womenfolk are tired of standing, the Slobz arent gonna attaaaack! Puhleaze lady!! Zcuse them!!
Madam XTRA: NOt on my dead body! 3 minutes till town is dead. 3 minutes till Slorbz Att-ACK!

Madam XTRA: HELP POOOOLEEZ!! POOOLLLEEC!
Police: Yes sir!
Madam XTRA: The Slorbz are supposed to attack uhs in 2 minutes. Help protect the city
Police: Surely Madam, and we are already doing just tha-t!

Madam XTRA: nooooo!! one minute left waaaaaaaaaaaaaah/ *wals her heart of* *falls on the floor dead*

*minute passes*

*Slorbz attack*

CITY DEAD! Nooooooooo!!!